Machete Kills: Backstage.

If anybody asks tell them we’re on schedule

What I told my co-editor to tell if anyone ask how the project is coming

We are behind

Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers.
Big Kahuna Burger. That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers.
At what age did you lose your virginity?
Anonymous

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes - then learn how to do it later.
Richard Branson (via 4starfuture)

sweetjanesays:

My body is always swimsuit ready.